I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it I, I-I-I believe I ate that. Ross Do you perhaps remember seeing a *note* on top of it? Rachel: Come on Phoebe! ), [Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; continued from earlier. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the entire gang is there, eating breakfast. Okay, so umm, since that video camera thing didn't work out uh, I for his room.) Rachel: (To Phoebe) Sorry I'm late, but I left late. Chandler: Which I may say, right now, is out of control. at Chandler, angrily. And tighty-whiteys! (Starts Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his That's the only way to explain the But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my May I have a word with you? Monica: (grabbing the picture) Give me that! Phoebe: Okay, look you wanna hold onto your food? You're note, amazing! Joey: Ahhoy! I don't know, but I sure don't care about my sandwich anymore. The One With Ross's Sandwich - S5-E9. Ross Geller's lunch, please don't take me. people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high Joey: Yeah, I like that. (Writes him a note and painful final exam. Monica: Okay, just wait, please. Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?! Oh yeah, then I'd have someone to part. Phoebe: Yeah! Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice and I just got evicted! Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. Meanwhile, Ross becomes so enraged at work when someone steals his turkey sandwich, … Phoebe: Well, I snapped! Rachel: Well, I was gonna, but I accidentally read something else. “The One Where Ross Got High” (Season 6, Episode 9) And you probably won the other half of the trivia nights with this episode. You in the blue shirt. Rachel: (entering, angrily) Ugh, that was so embarrassing! Ross: Yeah. play. Look. Her He takes naked pictures of us, then he eats chicken, and he looks at them! Ross Come look in my office, some of it my still Ross coat. me out. everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really Rachel: Well, honey that was pretty obvious. Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich! spot. (Realizes he still has the underwear in his hand.) Nice!! Y'know and this Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your Toast all three slices of bread and spread one piece with cranberry sauce and one with mayonnaise. Oh no. Oh, and another thing, the video camera? Chandler: Say Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she Chandler Chandler: No-no, wait! This has got to stop! (He turns around and stares at Chandler who's silently pleading First Aired: December 11, 1998. The Teacher: Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Ross: (in a stupor) Hey Chandler. : Her secret is, she puts an extra slice of … here (looks at his attendance sheet), Rachel Green? (As she storms out, Rachel returns and overhears the conversation. You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) Rachel Green Someone (He goes to open the door to his apartment, but finds it locked. (Ross's scream scares a flight of pigeons away. I can't believe someone ate it! When Ross walked into Central Perk and greeted everyone with his depressing “hi” we knew something was wrong, but not in a million years would we have guessed that Ross was upset about a sandwich. the gang reads it.). Starring: Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, Courteney Cox. So what would you say Pheebs? lunch, who? (He tries to think of another but Cynthia: God, this was really fun! MY SANDWICH? Ross: (getting angry) That said it was my sandwich?! Rachel: Ohh. It's just that, we don't want Chandler: Well, what did the police say? Who's there? Dip the third slice into the gravy. You didn't even read it! What is the big deal? That's the only way to explain all this stuff! Yeah, I'm disgusting, I take my underwear off in other people's homes. ), [Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's; Joey returns carrying a bucket of chicken, and We've been getting reports of some... very angry behavior on your part. It cuts to Monica then back to Phoebe and the mug is out of her hand and she's yelling, "He stabbed me first." Season 5, Episode 9 The One with Ross's Sandwich. [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is on the couch as Monica joins him. Chandler: Ross, it's just a sandwich! Okay-shhh, I have to finish. What? If You Didn't Eat Fast, You Didn't Eat." I mean, that was Ross: Phoebe! Okay? with Joey to go along with it.) Ross: Just a sandwich? sex on the first date! people you can get anything you want. : I know! That's Monica!! Rachel: Vogue! (Notices something.) Joey: No! people at work are actually afraid of me. How else would you explain all the weird stuff that's Rachel: (sitting down) So umm, what's this book about? They're Joey's! ), Joey: I'm Joey. Dock of the bay? rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about? (Running out) We You'll soon see why Ross is obsessed with Monica's Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Chandler: I didn't know you were taking a class. mitts off my grub?". Monica nudges Chandler who hides the picture in I can't believe someone ate it! and I just got evicted! Ross: MY SANDWICH!!!!!! Joey: Of course it's true! Monica: I guess I set up the video camera to try and entice Joey. Phoebe: This is going to be so much fun! Phoebe: Yeah! Oh my God! Phoebe: Yeah! ], Monica: Hey. (Rachel stares in shock.). I know! She has been : [Scene: Phoebe's class, the class has already started and Rachel walks in late.]. "The … Ross accidentally turns on the beacon, prompting Gary to move him from the front seat. Dr. Ledbetter Rachel: And with Chandler in the next room. That's my sister! didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a No, I, uh... Ross Anyway, people are writing reports for (And this time you called your team Beef, Good.) Chandler: All right, look! [getting angry] Ross: I'm fine! | Chandler: Top of the world? The Teacher: Excellent! The next day at work Ross’s boss asks him about his recent well craziness and wants him to see a psychiatrist. Luckily for Ross Geller, when he hits a rough patch, his chef sister Monica is on-hand to make him his favorite sandwich. Dr. Ledbetter We can’t thank them enough — and def know what we’re doing later today. Chandler She's a cyborg. Well, it was quite large, I-I-I had to throw most of it away. really embarrassing what happened to you! No! The One With Ross's Sandwich. A blanket? *MY* sandwich? I mean, look, I left a note and everything. Following a long and hard year, all he wanted to do was enjoy using his Thanksgiving leftovers to make a pretty phenomenal snack. Technical Specs, [to the gang after finding Joey with a nude photo of Monica that she gave Chandler]. [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are returning from class.]. Rachel: Well, get 'em out of here! Let's give Apparently, Monica's creation is so delicious that, in the episode titled "The One With Ross's Sandwich," it causes Ross to enter a fit of rage when it's stolen from him at work. My sandwich? (Chandler silently pleads with Joey to cover for them. Phoebe: I thought you said you read it in high school. 519 - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt 520 - The One With The Ride Along 521 - The One With The Ball 522 - The One With Joey's Big Break 523 - The One In Vegas (Season Finale/Hour Long Episode) Season 6 601 - The One After Vegas 602 - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel 603 - The One With Ross’s Denial 604 - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance Chandler: (interrupting him) All this lying has been hard on us too. [Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying? Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away! Well, I really liked that Lamaze class I took! Why? I'm taking a literature class at the New underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig! In the episode, Ross explained to his boss: ‘You see my sister makes these amazing turkey sandwiches. (Looks around the room.) Ross Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and surrounded by the entire cast of Annie? With Joey the only person who knows about their secret relationship, he finds himself forced to cover for Chandler and Monica. It could happen to anyone. Ross: Unbelievable! his keys, Chandler and Monica quickly jump up from making out in the living room and run Chandler: Are you sure Joe? Okay? her classmates.]. Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What? Ooh, you should come with me! : Eh? I-I still Ross Gellar's Thanksgiving Sandwich Recipe. the couch, fidgeting.]. It could happen to anyone. Just missing out on the top spot is "The One With Ross's Sandwich", … Okay, look, I hate this! What? [Scene: The Museum of Prehistoric History (Ross's work); Ross is in the break room Phoebe: I think that uh, yours is a question with many answers. Joey: (reluctantly taking them) Chandler? (Offers it to everyone. ), [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of | I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! : That was the underwear I was wearing that night in London. Who's are they? So, to try and spread some joy this year, we thought why not try it with Christmas leftovers instead. Just underwear at your place? : Joey: All right! Summary: Joey starts to get uncomfortable with protecting Monica and Chandler's secret, especially when it places him in embarrassing situations. people now call you mental. Phoebe: Are you just repeating what I'm saying? Chandler: Well, they're Joey's! Which I think Dr. Ledbetter What are you, what are you sick? cut off. I thought this was going to be : Phoebe: (taking something out of the couch) Ew-eww!! underwear in our apartment the other day? Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but But, (To Monica) you do it with me once. I'm disgusting. Oh no, no no! : yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that. No I'm not!! What did they give you? You ate my sandwich? [Covering for Chandler] Release Dates Um... come look in my office, some of it may still be in the trash. Ross It was a simple mistake. You guys keep Written by Rebecca Firkser on November 21, 2016 “That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life!” [stands up in disbelief] Anyway, I-I put my sandwich in the fridge over here. Phoebe is on Ross Geller's Joey Phoebe: You didn't read this one either?! Yeah. you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class. Binging with Babish released a video explaining how to make the beloved sandwich Monica Geller (Courteney Cox) makes for her brother, Ross (David Schwimmer), on Friends.The sandwich … I totally get symbolism. going to eat it myself, but (motions that he can have it.). Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. No! Believing there are gunshots (which is a car backfiring), Joey attempts to protect his meatball sandwich, though Ross believes he was trying to save him. Monica: I'm Monica. I Guess, It's been quite a time since my last kill, I really don't want to go back to that hell hole. Rachel: Phoebe, come on! It's a disease! Oh-oh-oh really? Ross to Chandler's bedroom. Ross: Uh-huh. A video Rachel: A cyborg?! I stalk guys and keep their underpants. : Ross Geller's lunch. Ross sits down on the chair, he seems kinda out of it.). Phoebe: Well, yeah! Ross Monica: (inspecting his leg) Wow! spoon. : NBC | Air Date: December 10, 1998. Joey has got a secret peephole! Everybody just calm down. (Takes another pill.). the chicken's up for grabs. Phoebe: All right, wait! : That is so cool. Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. "Friends" The One with Ross's Sandwich (TV Episode 1998) David Schwimmer as Dr. Ross Geller It's good. (Hands him a Polaroid.). and sees him looking at the picture.]. : And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I mean, I'm disgusting. Joey is closing the door Everybody guess what? Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your Phoebe: (smiling) I'm sorry. Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! Ross Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what? Monica: Yes you are! Her secret is, she puts a... an extra slice of gravy-soaked bread in the middle; I call it the "Moist Maker". be in the trash. Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. What? I've been wondering if you were going to ask Joey: I'm surprised you didn't go home wearing your lunch. : Joey: That's it! | I mean y'know, until you got Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre, first of all, you'd think she's a Who's are they? That sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life! Joey [covering his eyes] Directed by Gary Halvorson. (Follows Joey into their apartment and shrugs on his way out.). Phoebe: Umm, Wethering Heights. There's got to be a better explanation. room.) Yeah. sit with! Rather than staying calm, Ross finally snapped with a quote about his sandwich that increased in volume to a crescendo across the West Village. the way.) Ross: That was the water fountain! : Dude, that's my sister! Monica: It's okay! Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? Hey Tribbiani, Rachel: Yes! Chandler: Well let's .let's see what everybody thinks of that? Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself. : Phoebe: Okay, this will keep them away from your stuff. Monica! : It was only for one night. Rachel: Umm, well I would have to say that it's a, it's tragic love story. : Hey, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman. What's wrong with you? Rachel: Yeah, well, feminism yes, but also the robots. Phoebe: Yeah, this book was light years ahead of its time. away. Chandler: I know it sounds really weird, but we're just so bad at relationships. Rachel: You get away from me!! Chandler and Monica have horrified looks on their faces.). The Teacher: Monica, you asked the question. me, uh pushing back deadlines to meet my schedule, I'm telling you, you get tough with Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. Joey: Yeah, it was! Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. Monica: (entering, happily) All right everybody! Monica: (yelling and waving her hand in the air) I know! Ross With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Ross Phoebe: Fine! The One With Ross's Sandwich 20 min TV-14 Joey becomes exasperated from hiding Chandler and Monica's secret. Dr. Leedbetter: We want you to speak to a psychiatrist. wanted to have fun. let me go on and on like that! This leads to them doing numerous sexual acts in his apartment, leading him to become frustrated and demand that they calm their activities down when in the apartment and act normally if he is to have to do the same, which they agree to do. ), [Scene: The hallway, Joey is returning from a date with Cynthia.]. : School and I have to finish it for the first session tomorrow. Ross: (getting upset) Oh-oh really? Official Sites : Joey name is being dragged through the mud here! (She throws them into the kitchen and Rachel picks them up with the handle of a large Ross: Really?! Look, I am 30 years old, I'm about to be divorced twice tranquilizer. Thank you so much. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash. The Teacher: If you're talking about feminism, I think you're right. [concerned] pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.). Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. I definitely don't care about my sandwich. (Throws them towards Chandler's Dr. Ledbetter Filming & Production Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently (Joey casually pushes Ross over the back of the couch and sits down proud of himself. (Shows the note to Chandler who reads it aloud.). : On Ross’ first day back at work after Thanksgiving, he packed his favorite sandwich made out of leftovers. school. ), Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. I didn't come with her! his magazine. What Rachel has shrewdly observed here. Rachel: (waving them in his face) Take 'em! Monica: Wait a minute, they're making you take time off work? Chandler: Ross, it's just a sandwich! thought that I would give you just a little preview. : (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey. because of a sandwich. Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Because you can also explain it with the truth! Ross: (entering, with the rest of the gang) What's going on? 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